One day alec faction was driving in a desert on mars and he was supposed to be intercepting a convoy but he couldn't be bothered so he found a moab and left it near the house of a man who was very famous in cambodia that man was
richard nixon Red Faction.
Red Factions house was a harsh unforgiving place so alec faction decided to cheer up red faction by giving him a explosion to make him happy. unfortunatly the explosion made red faction too happy and his jolly laughter echoed throughout the valley and was amplified by the hole which triggered the moab stored in alec factions glove compartment
This made red faction very sad as his house was broked and he couldnt live there anymore because there was only a wall and he wasnt a tramp yet because he had a light on his hat. Because of this red faction stared into the vastness of the whole and standed at an odd angle.
Red Faction stood desolate on the empty tarmac as alec faction went to blow up convoy even though he couldnt be asked he was just saving up for the arc welder ammo upgrade so he needed the salvage and he could not believe the fact that he had to buy the ability to travel to safe houses what a rip off he could be fifty salvage closer to the upgrade but no the game was silly billy.
